Office by Alex Penny
There's an otter in my pants... In a non sexual way.
while working, I’d prefer not to say where but it is a place you Usually get PackageS from. I found a package where whoever the package was being shipped to had chosen a black item instead of a red, white, and blue item. I immediately brought the package to my boss and we proceeded to incinerate the terrorist package and called the FBI to go to said customers house to arrest the Al-Qaeda.
America saved.
“Hey Craig how are you?”
“Craig, want some food?”
“Fuck you Craig and your stupid gif!”
